Overheard this from a coworker today:
"I don't think I can vote for Obama. I had a dream about him last night. In the dream, I had woken up when I heard a noise downstairs. When I went down to investigate, I found that he had broken into the house and raided the fridge to make a sandwich. I found him eating it at the kitchen table while reading a copy of
Government for Dummies."
