| I was pretty nervous when I had "the talk" with my then-girlfriend.
"I've got something to tell you"
-ok?-
"What would you say if I told you that I carry a gun?"
-no big deal to me, I just assumed you did. My brothers are cops, it's just a given in our family.-
"SCORE"
Of course, it helps that my wife was my first "real" girlfriend...so not much experience with other women.
-J-
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