I live to hunt moles. I absolutely loathe them.
I have hunting rights in the neighbors' yards as well. I stalk them with my trusty pitchfork and average 8-10 confirmed kills per season. (Numbers may be a little higher as I've also heard they do bleed out if you nick them.) They seem to like worms as much as grubs.
The locals pay no mind at this point to the crazy man carrying a pitchfork at low ready, with a gun on his hip, tiptoeing through the yard.
I don't even mind when they call me Carl.
Quote:
"...the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think."
Carl Spackler |