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Originally Posted by ATM  Yeah, that would suck. God takes his final shot in a perfect string of bullseyes... It looks like a mirac - It's in the hole! [/Spackler] |
I was thinking more like,
"...and in an unusual move, the competition rules are waived to allow the Lord to break the 180 degree plane. He stands at the line blindfolded, the pistol aimed backwards over His shoulders. His finger tightens and.... OH MY GOODNESS!! The shot ricochets off of the announcer's clipboard, another competitor's shooting glasses, a coconut carried by a European swallow, and a rock in the shooting lane and the bullet stops, balanced precariously on the edge of the paper in the center of the bullseye!
Jerry Miculek was heard to mutter, "showoff...""
Or y'know... something like that.
Blessings,
Bill