| If she wants to join the navy, paint the inside of her bedroom and closet grey. Then, shove a cot inside her closet, and stuff all her belongings under the cot, and tell her she has to live like that for the next six to nine months. One more thing. Since she is a female, let her know her room can go back to normal if she gets pregnant (men don't get this option).
Good luck!
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