The Pentagon has announced the formation of a new elite fighting unit, The U.S. Redneck Special Forces!
This new unit is comprised of soldiers from the southern most states of the U.S.
These elite soldiers will be dropped into Iraq and Afghanistan and given only the following information about their enemy:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Baby Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
