| Snake 1: Tell me "OK" when you turn the power off!
Snake 2: OK oh (pzzzzzzt) shit wait...
Snake 2: Well it seems a late now to tell him I was saying Ok that I'd say "OK"
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Homer: I’ll have the smiley face breakfast special.
Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose?
Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five
o’clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
(Homer looks excited)
Waitress: I was kidding.
Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
Waitress: No he doesn’t! |