I swear I didn't mean to do it

[hoosierdoc]

I grabbed two drinks at once for a patient's family members. One coke, one sprite. Then KABOOM, sprite everywhere. Shooting out the front of the machine, top of the machine, spilling out the back. The metal tube that inserts into the back of the dispenser apparently got a leak. Drained the rest of the sprite bag I guess and filled half of a garbage can with liquids that we kept from hitting the floor. Then lots of CO2 shooting through the line.

I blame CrossFit. Kirk, may take a while to get you a refill of diet coke

 

[Double T]

The fountain at work sticks sometimes. The maintenance guys at work get all huffy when they have to clean the carpet.

 

[pack-indy]

Just throw a clamp or tourniquet on it doc and you are good to go.

















Just be sure to verify insurance first

 

[hoosierdoc]

Just throw a clamp or tourniquet on it doc and you are good to go.

Just be sure to verify insurance first

this took out the Diet Coke too

 

[pack-indy]

Well now you mention it. Collateral damage is harder to justify. Better speak with corporate compliance...you know...just in case this blows up unexpectedly. If at all possible, blame a Resident and quietly disappear. Maybe Kirk could help with a work comp claim. There wasn't a wet floor sign was there? WAS THERE?

 

[Mr. Habib]

I was there for that last night! I wish I could have have been there to seen the beginning.

 

[jgressley2003]

Was you at a convenience store or restaurant? You should have just ran out the door.

 

[Dead Duck]

Will Obamacare cover that?

 

[hoosierdoc]

I was there for that last night! I wish I could have have been there to seen the beginning.

wait a minute... Do you work there too?

I double fisted plastic cups and just pushed them on the dispensers at the same time. When I pulled away, splashy splashy started

 

[hoosierdoc]

Was you at a convenience store or restaurant? You should have just ran out the door.

at the ER where I work

 

[Mr. Habib]

wait a minute... Do you work there too?

I double fisted plastic cups and just pushed them on the dispensers at the same time. When I pulled away, splashy splashy started

Yeah, I'm in Engineering. I was the one that showed you where we shut off the CO2.

 

[Dead Duck]

at the ER where I work

Couldn't you perform a double bypass or at least put pressure on it before it bled out?

 

[historian]

Yeah, I'm in Engineering. I was the one that showed you where we shut off the CO2.

Did you use your small words? Doc can't understand that technical jargon.

 

[pack-indy]

I double fisted plastic cups and just pushed them on the dispensers at the same time. When I pulled away, splashy splashy started

I think I finally found my new signature line!

 

[Mr. Habib]

Did you use your small words? Doc can't understand that technical jargon.

Does grunting and pointing count?

 

[historian]

Does grunting and pointing count?

That is the only way!

 

[Tactically Fat]

Yeah, I'm in Engineering. I was the one that showed you where we shut off the CO2.

And with that, a great workplace romance has begun.

 

[SMiller]

And with that, a great workplace romance has begun.

Missed connections?

 

[Tactically Fat]

Missed connections?

No... They made the connection!

 

[JettaKnight]

No... They made the connection!

Yup, I was there see it. I got a photo, too.