I rarely eat breakfast, let alone fast food for breakfast. But it was a long night last night and is going to be a long day today, so i stopped by McDonalds for breakfast. The individual in front of my ordered a Bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit meal. Good choice, my stomach growled. Until he uttered the craziest thing I've ever heard, "Can I get that without the BACON". Instantly I started scanning everyone around me. I did a james yeager spin move to make sure he was alone before fleeing to my truck. Now that I'm in a safe place I need to know how to report this evil terrorist. Does McD's have to report "without bacon" customers or is it my responsibility?