A Very Personnel Item

[Gluemanz28]

So I'm sitting at my gate in the Detroit Airport waiting for my connection to Harrisburg, PA when I hear over the intercom.

"Would the person on the flight that just landed from Atlanta please return to the gate to claim a Very Personnel Item"

My mind started to wonder about what a gate agent might consider a Very Personnel Item. The struggle was very hard to keep my thoughts pure.

Maybe Who cares wallet was found....... Yep thats what I'm going with.

 

[red_zr24x4]

So many possibilities... So many are ban-able

 

[MCgrease08]

Not sure about the personal item, could be passport, medication, "personal massager."

What are you doing in Harrisburg, if you don't mind me asking? It's my home town.

 

[M67]

Fight Club comes to mind

It's policy not to imply ownership in case of a........

 

[Gluemanz28]

Not sure about the personal item, could be passport, medication, "personal massager."

What are you doing in Harrisburg, if you don't mind me asking? It's my home town.

Had to drive over to Leola to visit a customer.


What about dentures. Somebody fell asleep and lost their dentures.

 

[Hoosierdood]

Colostomy bag. The airline knew the importance of getting it back to the customer. They would be SOL without it.

 

[Indy-Mike]

What about dentures. Somebody fell asleep and lost their dentures.

in college I worked as a maintenance man at a holiday ind at the IND airport, got a call one night, guy dropped his dentures into the toilet. I had to pull the toilet and break it up with a hammer to retreave them. Fun times.

 

[Gluemanz28]

Colostomy bag. The airline knew the importance of getting it back to the customer. They would be SOL without it.

 

[Kutnupe14]

A personnel item? Hmmmm.... an APC is all I can think of. Landing in Detroit, I can see why someone would need one. We're you flying on a C-130 or something.

 

[Trigger Time]

Purple butt plug?

 

[jagee]

Purple butt plug?

 

[Bigtanker]

Was it one of those 8" vibrating things?

 

[OakRiver]

If someone is travelling solo on Valentine's Day maybe they brought a toy to entertain themselves

 

[Bigtanker]

If someone is travelling solo on Valentine's Day maybe they brought a toy to entertain themselves

Get your mind out of the gutter. I was referring to a toothbrush.

 

[croy]

Purple butt plug?

Did you lose one?

 

[patience0830]

Personal.....
Personnel......

We're....
Were



Proofreading...
Shmoofreading.

 

[TB1999]

A personnel item? Maybe it's their tax paperwork or something from HR?

 

[Gluemanz28]

Personal.....
Personnel......

We're....
Were



Proofreading...
Shmoofreading.

Wow, Holy crap. You are correct.
This is what happens after an eighteen hour day and you start a thread instead of going to sleep.


Anyhoo, back on topic.
The personal item could have been an electric stick shift. Detroit is the motor city ya know.

 

[Gluemanz28]

A personnel item? Hmmmm.... an APC is all I can think of. Landing in Detroit, I can see why someone would need one. We're you flying on a C-130 or something.

Negative on the C-130. I was on a plane just one step up from a crop duster.
Actually I think it was a CRJ. I don't miss the turbo prop planes I used to fly on.

 

[Mgderf]

Purple butt plug?

Interesting, how would you know the shape AND the color...?