"My life sucks since winning the lottery"

[myhightechsec]

Park has also used her lottery winnings to pay for plastic surgery, designer shoes and extravagant nights clubbing, she said.

Three guesses as to specifically what kind of "plastic surgery" this young woman had done to her.





My life sucks since winning the lottery | New York Post

 

[CindyE]

She wishes she had no money...i think i can figure out how to fix that, although it'll probably happen soon enough!
If the pics are taken where she lives, judging from the background, she could spend some money on remodeling!

 

[Trigger Time]

She wishes she had no money...i think i can figure out how to fix that, although it'll probably happen soon enough!
If the pics are taken where she lives, judging from the background, she could spend some money on remodeling!

yep. She needs to marry a woman and get a divorce. Then she won't have anything left. Her wife's lawyer would probably even take half her breast implants.

 

[Rookie]

"She’s sick of shopping, misses hustling for a paycheck and has struggled to find a boyfriend who isn’t using her for the dough, she said."

No one is forcing her to shop, no one is preventing her from getting a job. As for boyfriends, look in the gutter and you're bound to find trash.

 

[MCgrease08]

Zero sympathy.

Want to feel better? Put the money to good use. Find a nice charity to work with. Establish a foundation or scholarship.

 

[printcraft]

**** is tough all over......
Have you seen the price of arugula lately?!

 

[Rookie]

EuroMillions winner Jane Park claims she's not miserable | Daily Mail Online

Looks like she changed her tune.

 

[HoughMade]

I don't think she needs to worry. $1.25 million won't last the rest of her life. I'm surprised it lasted this long....wait, it probably hasn't.

 

[printcraft]

I'm having trouble giving two hoots about this.

 

[JettaKnight]

The irony is that people wasting money on lottery tickets* don't have the discipline or skills to handle the payout when they win.




* Wasting: spending large sums of non-disposable funds with intense hope of winning.

 

[indiucky]

So she's British??? Should have spent the money on her teeth rather than the hooters...

 

[Old Dog]

I care... I really do, so much so that I am willing to manage her and her money for free. Will set her up in nice apartment for 18 months, while I travel the country looking for places to enjoy and things to do!!

 

[hoosierdoc]

I suspect we have some on here who wouldn't use her for her money...

"She’s sick of shopping, misses hustling for a paycheck and has struggled to find a boyfriend who isn’t using her for the dough, she said."

No one is forcing her to shop, no one is preventing her from getting a job. As for boyfriends, look in the gutter and you're bound to find trash.

 

[hoosierdoc]

So she's British??? Should have spent the money on her teeth rather than the hooters...

don't you ever shame someone who spent money on boobs

 

[indiucky]

don't you ever shame someone who spent money on boobs

Sorry Doc...

She should have ALSO spent some money on her teeth as well as the honkers...Because gentlemen eventually do look up...

 

[rhino]

I need to win a lottery.

I gots me some plans.

Big plans.

 

[JettaKnight]

I need to win a lottery.

I gots me some plans.

Big plans.

 

[actaeon277]

I need to win a lottery.

I gots me some plans.

Big plans.

local book store, and gun store would be more happy if I won.

 

[printcraft]

I don't think she needs to worry. $1.25 million won't last the rest of her life. I'm surprised it lasted this long....wait, it probably hasn't.

Article said she wanted to sue the lottery for ruining her life by giving her all that money........

Now, follow me here...... she wants to sue them which "typically" involves a monetary award if successful......
they give her MORE money.... life is further ruined, larger jugs..... sue again..... etc.... it's the perfect scam.

 

[actaeon277]

Article said she wanted to sue the lottery for ruining her life by giving her all that money........

Now, follow me here...... she wants to sue them which "typically" involves a monetary award if successful......
they give her MORE money.... life is further ruined, larger jugs..... sue again..... etc.... it's the perfect scam.

My boss threatened to give me time off for.... missing work.
Yup. I almost rolled on the floor I was laughing so hard.
So, I work a buttload, decide NOT to come in on my day off, and you want to PUNISH me by giving me time off.


I'm gonna miss boss #20 something (dang, I'm losing track).
I wonder if boss #20 something +1 will be as funny.