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| Just Ignore Me. My Reps Do.   Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: 39°42'13.171"/-86°25'3.8867"
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    | Low on Money? Need a Home Security System? HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHEN ON A BUDGET : 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. P S - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.' INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!! Redneck Security Company 
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| ....for the defense of themselves and the State.  Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Beech Grove
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