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Indiana Representatives

Indiana Representatives (Indianapolis)

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Date: 2009-04-21, 12:27PM EDT


We the People of Indiana would like to trade or get rid of our Indiana politicians, especially the career politicians, and replace them with grassroots people such as SMALL Business Owners, farmers, truck drivers, Home-makers, Waitresses, Mothers, Fathers, just about any regular Joe out there who cares about preserving the rights of the People and will protect the Constitution for how it's written. Will pay extra for those willing to do away with the Federal Reserve, BATFE, DHS, and repeal the spending bills currently in place.

Must be a Natural Born Citizen of Indiana, never been a CEO of a large company, no violent felons or pedophiles, and must not be considered an Upper Class citizen.

Duties will include, but not limited to, following the wishes of their constituents, upholding the Constitution of the United States of America and of the State of Indiana, Standing up for the people the represent when bad laws are introduced, being fiscally responsible with money that doesn't belong to them, upholding their oath of office, and making sure that America remains safe from evil without taking away the rights of our citizens.

Military Experience a Plus but not required. Gun ownership and NRA/GOA/SAP is another plus. Party Affiliation is of no concern as long as they stand for what America stands for.

"Interpretation" of the law or Constitution is STRICTLY PROHIBITIED!

Please submit your resume to the People of Indiana. Addresses can be found via the internet or the phone books.

Thank you.

• Location: Indianapolis
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