My salute to... "The Mall Ninja"

causerofwait · 06-05-2009

more to come later.
This was fun, I hope to immortalize all his famous words!
I wish I knew how to embed this, oh well, here you go!

Mall Ninja Intro

exar · 06-05-2009

Meh... I guess it won't embed properly.

Que ser a ser a....

Dryden · 06-05-2009

I read The Ninja's rantings on another forum last year. Whoever it is, he/she has got a great writing style and a very imaginative mind. Some people even argued with the Ninja.... it only made the story get better.
It's a long read, but worth it for the humor.
Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines

Blue Tile Spook · 06-05-2009

That was a mind-boggling read for me. Near the end I began to wonder if I wasn't the crazy one instead of this super duper security guard.

Dryden · 06-05-2009

Wouldn't you just love to have a few beers with this Ninja????
This person can really sling the B.S. And very well I might add.

oldfb · 06-06-2009

That guy reminds me of one of the pinheads from around my home town.
Ex marine for about 8 weeks before someone threw him down a flight of stairs durin basic.
Then worked security at the $1 theatre/mall. Used his own Diplomat ex squad of course. Once he turned 21 he started carrying his .357 in his car while on "duty". This was in the 80's in lily white Illinois suburbia when the worst things the mall saw were cruisers and teeny boozers. Finally ended up on a local PD and was on their "SWAT" unit. He was still absolutely annoying 15 years ago Maybe he grew up by now but I wouldn't bet on him not ending up back on one of those "rapid response" mall retard teams. Some people never learn to not step on their own crank.

r3126 · 06-06-2009

Thanks for the memories! I remember the days that I couldn't wait to log on to GlockTalk to see the latest posting from Gecko45 and his pals.

The good old days - what ever happened to them?

teknickle · 06-06-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by causerofwait

more to come later.
This was fun, I hope to immortalize all his famous words!
I wish I knew how to embed this, oh well, here you go!

It won't work without bbcode enabled.
The problem with allowing html or php code is that it creates a security risk in the site.
Also defining custom app types for flash would present an additional security risk.

fpd9317 · 06-07-2009

I'm sure some on here have read some of his work, but if you really want to laugh your a** off and don't mind crude humor, read Tucker Max.

2ADMNLOVER · 06-07-2009

I wasn't motivated enough to go for the 18 series MOS's when I was in .

Ya mean I can get their training by being a mall cop , who would have thought that ? Where can I sign up ?

06-05-2009	#1 (permalink)
causerofwait Plinker Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Ft. Wayne Posts: 129	My salute to... "The Mall Ninja" more to come later. This was fun, I hope to immortalize all his famous words! I wish I knew how to embed this, oh well, here you go! Mall Ninja Intro __________________ I've got God I don't need a four-leaf clover, my legs are strong I don't need a Land-Rover. - Spearhead

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exar Plinker Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Southern IN on the muggy Ohio R. Posts: 212	Meh... I guess it won't embed properly. Que ser a ser a.... Last edited by exar; 06-05-2009 at 21:38.

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Dryden Master Join Date: May 2009 Location: N.E. Indianapolis Posts: 2,597	I read The Ninja's rantings on another forum last year. Whoever it is, he/she has got a great writing style and a very imaginative mind. Some people even argued with the Ninja.... it only made the story get better. It's a long read, but worth it for the humor. Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see. The Beatles, Strawberry Fields

06-05-2009	#4 (permalink)
Blue Tile Spook Expert Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: NE Indiana Posts: 1,886	That was a mind-boggling read for me. Near the end I began to wonder if I wasn't the crazy one instead of this super duper security guard. __________________ Dangerous laws created by well intentioned people today can be used by dangerous people with evil intentions tomorrow.” -Alan Eppers A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -- G. Gordon Liddy

06-05-2009	#5 (permalink)
Dryden Master Join Date: May 2009 Location: N.E. Indianapolis Posts: 2,597	Wouldn't you just love to have a few beers with this Ninja???? This person can really sling the B.S. And very well I might add. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see. The Beatles, Strawberry Fields

06-06-2009	#6 (permalink)
oldfb Tyro Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Valpo Posts: 589	That guy reminds me of one of the pinheads from around my home town. Ex marine for about 8 weeks before someone threw him down a flight of stairs durin basic. Then worked security at the $1 theatre/mall. Used his own Diplomat ex squad of course. Once he turned 21 he started carrying his .357 in his car while on "duty". This was in the 80's in lily white Illinois suburbia when the worst things the mall saw were cruisers and teeny boozers. Finally ended up on a local PD and was on their "SWAT" unit. He was still absolutely annoying 15 years ago Maybe he grew up by now but I wouldn't bet on him not ending up back on one of those "rapid response" mall retard teams. Some people never learn to not step on their own crank. __________________ Join NWI ZEANA : North West Indiana - Zombie Emergency Action Network Alert. PM me for details. Let the only Kingdom we belong to, be the Kingdom of Heaven! I am a proud supporter of INGO & STFU and the SHTF already! NRA Member wtf?

06-06-2009	#7 (permalink)
r3126 Marksman Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Indy westside Posts: 353	Thanks for the memories! I remember the days that I couldn't wait to log on to GlockTalk to see the latest posting from Gecko45 and his pals. The good old days - what ever happened to them?

06-07-2009	#9 (permalink)
fpd9317 LEO and PROUD of it.......even if others aren't Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Noblesville Posts: 542	I'm sure some on here have read some of his work, but if you really want to laugh your a** off and don't mind crude humor, read Tucker Max.

06-07-2009	#10 (permalink)
2ADMNLOVER Expert Join Date: May 2009 Location: West side Indy Posts: 1,831	I wasn't motivated enough to go for the 18 series MOS's when I was in . Ya mean I can get their training by being a mall cop , who would have thought that ? Where can I sign up ?

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