Warning, girlies.

Annie · 06-20-2009

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happen to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those "plastic" surgeons are using REAL replacements body parts - stolen from you and me! the next time someone you know has something "lifted", look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my BOOBS. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
Thought this was too "important" not to post.

sticks4walking · 06-20-2009

Holy crap Annie, the same stuff has been happening to my wife. I will have to tell her there are others. This kind of thing needs to come out so everyone knows about it.

LuckyBrush · 06-20-2009

Yes, they can have my gut and man boobs if they want em!

VN Vet · 06-20-2009

Now that was funny. I don't care what anyone says, that was funny.

Annie, something similier happens to us men too. My arms are half the size and my waist is twice the size they were twenty years ago. Go figure.

Beau · 06-20-2009

It's amazing what time and lifestyle does to us. When I entered the Navy I was 174lbs. A size 32 was loose on me. After the Navy I was about 185. Still a 32, just more muscle. Out of the Navy 5 years now. A 4yr old and a 3yr old. Pushing 220. Couldn't bench my body weight if my life depended on it and a size 36 is tight on me.

/end whining session

Since this is about women and firearms I would like to note that my wife is loosing weight while I gain it. She can wear a paddle holster with no problems now. Must be nice.

Jay · 06-21-2009

Watch real close as I stay out of this one....... didn't get old being stupid.......

Annie · 06-21-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay

Watch real close as I stay out of this one....... didn't get old being stupid.......

LOL!!!

HandK49031 · 06-21-2009

I am not a women, But I did notice something along the same line, I woke up to find that I had more chins than a Chinese phone book !! I suspect mainland China had something to do with this phenomenon!

Pamcake · 06-21-2009

China's supplementing our imports with chemicals & animal growth hormones has been sneaking up on us for years. Ruining our metabolisms and making us gain weight with a lifetime of exposures!

HandK49031 · 06-21-2009

And what's up with not being able to walk without stepping on my own nut sack??? where did all that skin come from? I think I could donate Graff's to a burn clinic with enough to cover a couple of burn victims, If they didn't mind that line down the middle, or the wrinkles.

06-20-2009	#1 (permalink)
Annie Master Join Date: May 2008 Location: N/E Corner Posts: 2,678	Warning, girlies. You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happen to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again. Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next? When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those "plastic" surgeons are using REAL replacements body parts - stolen from you and me! the next time someone you know has something "lifted", look again - was it lifted from you? THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS! P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my BOOBS. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband. Thought this was too "important" not to post. __________________ ~No matter how responsible she seems, never give a monkey your gun.~ Now yer as smart as I am~Jay

06-20-2009	#3 (permalink)
LuckyBrush Professor Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Delphi, Indiana Posts: 489	Yes, they can have my gut and man boobs if they want em! __________________ "Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

06-20-2009	#4 (permalink)
VN Vet Expert Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Eastside of Indy Posts: 1,199	Now that was funny. I don't care what anyone says, that was funny. Annie, something similier happens to us men too. My arms are half the size and my waist is twice the size they were twenty years ago. Go figure. __________________ We the People of the United States......I am One of the WE!

06-20-2009	#5 (permalink)
Beau RATED TVMA Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Indianapolis, IN souteast side Posts: 943	It's amazing what time and lifestyle does to us. When I entered the Navy I was 174lbs. A size 32 was loose on me. After the Navy I was about 185. Still a 32, just more muscle. Out of the Navy 5 years now. A 4yr old and a 3yr old. Pushing 220. Couldn't bench my body weight if my life depended on it and a size 36 is tight on me. /end whining session Since this is about women and firearms I would like to note that my wife is loosing weight while I gain it. She can wear a paddle holster with no problems now. Must be nice. __________________ ''Life's tough......it's even tougher if you're stupid.'-- John Wayne http://frc4u.org/news.php http://www.internetslang.com Last edited by Beau; 06-20-2009 at 21:20. Reason: add to post

06-21-2009	#6 (permalink)
Jay ...gotta watch us old guys... Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Near Marion, IN Posts: 1,373	Watch real close as I stay out of this one....... didn't get old being stupid....... __________________ Freedom has a flavor the protected can never taste ... USMC 8652, 2531, RVN Jun '66, - May 68 Only when our arms are sufficient, without doubt, can we be certain, without doubt, that they will never be employed............. John F. Kennedy

06-20-2009	#2 (permalink)
sticks4walking Gun Nut Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Nobletucky Posts: 103	Holy crap Annie, the same stuff has been happening to my wife. I will have to tell her there are others. This kind of thing needs to come out so everyone knows about it.

06-21-2009	#8 (permalink)
HandK49031 paranoids anonymous wont give me their address Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: close enough to see you typing Posts: 1,907	I am not a women, But I did notice something along the same line, I woke up to find that I had more chins than a Chinese phone book !! I suspect mainland China had something to do with this phenomenon! __________________ The body can not go where the mind has not been !

06-21-2009	#9 (permalink)
Pamcake Don't Tread On Me Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Franklin, IN Posts: 299	China's supplementing our imports with chemicals & animal growth hormones has been sneaking up on us for years. Ruining our metabolisms and making us gain weight with a lifetime of exposures! __________________ "Freedom... is a fragile thing and is never more than one generation away from extinction. It is not ours by inheritance; it must be fought for and defended constantly by each generation, for it comes only once to a people. Those who have known freedom and then lost it, have never known it again." ---Ronald Reagan, 1967

06-21-2009	#10 (permalink)
HandK49031 paranoids anonymous wont give me their address Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: close enough to see you typing Posts: 1,907	And what's up with not being able to walk without stepping on my own nut sack??? where did all that skin come from? I think I could donate Graff's to a burn clinic with enough to cover a couple of burn victims, If they didn't mind that line down the middle, or the wrinkles. __________________ The body can not go where the mind has not been !

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