Is that a ferret in your pants or are you happy to see me?

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Jacksonville Beach shoplifter stuffs ferret down his pants | Jacksonville.com



Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Jacksonville Beach shoplifter stuffs ferret down his pants
BY CAREN BURMEISTERSTORY UPDATED AT 8:19 PM ON WEDNESDAY, OCT. 28, 2009
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Buzz up!


Shoplifters have been known to hide things down their pants, but a live ferret may be a first for Jacksonville Beach.

A homeless man was spotted Tuesday afternoon stuffing the ferret into the front of his pants at the Pet Supermarkert at 609 Beach Blvd., according to the Jacksonville Beach Police Department.

A 17-year-old witness alerted store employees and followed him to a nearby parking lot on First Avenue North, the arrest report said. After a confrontation and tussle, the man shoved the ferret in the teen’s face squeezing it. The ferret bit him, leaving two puncture holes in his ear.

Rodney Bolton, 38, was charged with theft and battery using a special weapon. The ferret, which sells for $129, was not injured.

The ferret was not injured but was emotionally scarred.

[Timjoebillybob]

The guy was just trying to join the wonderful sport of ferret legging.

Ferret Legging