this ^^^^Thank you for making Jimmy Carter look not half bad.....
I'll have you know that I don't even look like Gene's bro Richard Pryor.
In all seriousness, I'm not sure those are real. Seems like it'd be a lot of work.
In honor of you, Kut:
2. Thank you for exposing what's wrong with America
I'd just leave it at "farewell."
Or, perhaps as a reference to some of the more absurd moments of his presidency, "So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish."