[FUNNY] 10 Reasonswhy men prefer guns over women

jediagh · 11-25-2008

Got this in my email today.
Ladies sorry but it's a good one.
I'll see if the orignal sender has one on us men.
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#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have anoth er
for when you' re on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will
probably let you try it out a few times.

#7.
Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another
gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3.
A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a
woman....

#1.
YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Cwood · 11-25-2008

Crystalship1 · 11-25-2008

NICE!!!

mconley · 11-25-2008

REP ADDED!!!

ElkhartGunner · 11-25-2008

brilliant!!

Chrolle · 11-25-2008

#8 and #1, Classics!!!

spasmo · 11-25-2008

#5 .... I guess it does use the word gun and not guns. However; the Mosin and his other one take up a LOT of space in the closet. The AR isn't that small either.

Slab · 11-25-2008

Im glad i took the time to read this.

Pami · 11-25-2008

First: http://ingunowners.com/forums/women_...n_because.html

Second:

Quote:

Why Women Prefer Guns to Men:

1. You can easily trade that snubby in for something with a longer barrel.

2. You can keep a gun clean with a little Hoppe's and some elbow grease.

3. A gun never complains about the fit of its holster.

4. A gun doesn't need to watch a bad Western on video before you take it to the range.

5. Too many rounds and shots over the years don't cause the trigger guard to grow and sag.

6. You can carry a gun in your pants all day without it becoming a pest.

7. A gun doesn't complain if you want to spend more than 15 minutes at the range.

8. Emission of noxious gases is always under your control.

9. A gun doesn't call you a tease after you do a bit of dry fire.

10. A gun doesn't need to take a nap after each shot.

(Barb Petersen)

Dogman · 11-25-2008

Funny, but very true.

11-25-2008	#1 (permalink)
jediagh Master Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: NWI Posts: 2,706	[FUNNY] 10 Reasonswhy men prefer guns over women Got this in my email today. Ladies sorry but it's a good one. I'll see if the orignal sender has one on us men. ------- #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have anoth er for when you' re on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN __________________ I7 = Irresponsible Idiot Illegal Immigrant Ignorant Inexperienced Imbecile \|\| Purple = Sarcasm

11-25-2008	#3 (permalink)
Crystalship1 Aka - CS1 Join Date: May 2008 Location: N.E. Indianapolis, IN. (aka Lawrence, IN.) Posts: 3,771	NICE!!! __________________ Springfield Armory XD.... Like a Glock, only better!!! "Alot" is NOT a word!!! Hi-Point firearms... "Slandered by those who have never even shot one and loved by those who actually own them." Learn the truth: CLICKY ---> http://www.hipointfirearmsforums.com/Forum/ CLICKY ---> http://www.shootingtimes.com/handgun_reviews/hipoint_100605/ Proud of your faith? Awesome! ... Now do us all a favor and spend half as much time talking about it and twice as much living it!!!

11-25-2008	#7 (permalink)
spasmo Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,907	#5 .... I guess it does use the word gun and not guns. However; the Mosin and his other one take up a LOT of space in the closet. The AR isn't that small either. __________________ Never argue with fools. They might reduce you to their level and then defeat you with their experience!! Forum Rules Classified Rules INGO FAQ (recommended)

11-25-2008	#10 (permalink)
Dogman Master Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,272	Funny, but very true. __________________ Handgun control is using both hands. "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

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