Kinda funny...

[Rookie]

butchering a whole herd of holy cows. the munchkin wrangler.

Glock: Butt-ugly plastic shooting appliance with the ergonomics of a caulking gun. Five-pound trigger with no external safety makes it ill-suited for its target market (cops who shoot a hundred rounds a year for qualification). Favored by gangbangers because the product name is short and rhymes with other short, rap-friendly words.

Quite a few funny descriptions...

 

[Rookie]

To be fair...

H&K P7: Wildly overpriced, heavy for its size, low capacity in most iterations, and blessed with a finish that rusts if you give the gun a moist glance. Gas tube has a tendency to roast the trigger finger after a box or two of ammo at the range. Favored by gun snobs who think that paying twice as much for half the rounds means four times the fighting skill.

 

[Rookie]

Found this one down in the comments section...

Steyr AUG: A study in curvilinear plastic, this bullpup design was initially rejected George Lucas (it didn’t look very menacing) before being picked up by the Austrians (who don’t want to look very menacing). The design is so unusual that most people don’t believe its an actual rifle - a real one can be taken to an Airsoft gathering and no one will know the difference. In a pinch can be used as a tomato trellis. The bullpup design is a great way for left-handers to remove unwanted teeth, and the transparent plastic magazines ensure that your enemy always knows many rounds you have left. The AUG has been adopted by the Irish and Australians, both of whom accidently thought ‘AUG’ was a brand of beer. Not a lot were imported into the US, so a buying one today will cost you the price of a small house. A favorite of snobby gun elitists, FPS gamers, and people who download ‘Falco’ songs off iTunes.

 

[scout5]

Go dude

 

[Bigum1969]

Those were funny descriptions. I especially laughed at the AR15 reference, "Nasty direct-impingement gas system that poops where it eats."

 

[CandRFan]

Hey!

1911: Overweight and overly complex piece of late 19th century technology. Low capacity, useless sights in stock form, and a field-stripping procedure that requires three hands. Favored by people who are at the cutting edge of handgun technology and combat shooting…of the 1960s.

I laughed at this line from the FN FAL too:

Made by Belgians, a nation with a military history that is limited to waving German divisions through at the border.