If God had a carry piece... - Page 2

IndyBeerman · 07-04-2009

He would not have a firearm, but if needed it would be a bolt of lighting

, carried openly with a back pack of fire and brimstone with a side of thunder in his off hand.

Besides, there are no gunfights in heaven

, it's a peaceful place.

kedie · 07-04-2009

God would carry a 1911, but only as his backup. For his main weapon he's rockin' a M240B. 7.62mm, belt-fed righteousness.

Oh yeah, and Jesus is humpin' a 60mm tube while the deciples carry the baseplate and ammo.

Bill of Rights · 07-04-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by ATM

1. God likes the XDm. I suspect because he inspired the design and loves Croatian children.

2. OC, the flowing robes might hinder his CC draw. Maybe a snubby on the ankle as well.

3. Competition shooting and FNS most likely. Not really for self defense... I mean, He's God.

...and yes, this thread is just wrong!

I think He would carry a cigar, just because it looks cool to carry it.

Not sure about the whole flowing robes thing.

C'mon... who's going to compete against God???

Evidence to support the cigar and the absence of flowing robes:

That is all.

Blessings,
Bill

Agent 007 · 07-04-2009

A Glock. Because even He can't get spare parts for an XD.

ATM · 07-04-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill of Rights

Not sure about the whole flowing robes thing.

I may have been thinking of the Dalai Lama. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

-- big hitter, the Lama.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill of Rights

C'mon... who's going to compete against God???

Yeah, that would suck.

God takes his final shot in a perfect string of bullseyes...
It looks like a mirac - It's in the hole!

[/Spackler]

Bigum1969 · 07-04-2009

God wouldn't have a gun. Haven't you heard, guns are dangerous.

jesse485 · 07-04-2009

Browning Hi Power, He inspired the design.

drgnrobo · 07-04-2009

gold plated 50 cal. desert eagle ,open carry shoulder holster,when child molesters ,convicted terrorist & other unspeakable scum of society was brought to his judgement .OLD TESTAMENT STYLE

CyberGuyPR · 07-04-2009

He may have a Mini-14 Ranch with a Hogue stock, but no high capacity mags unless he can show Bill Ruger any kind of LEO credentials.

jmiller676 · 07-04-2009

1. Dual S&W 500 in shoulder holsters. Well, because he can.
2. Open, because its even more intimidating.
3. He wouldn't need to. It's just for looks.

07-04-2009	#11 (permalink)
IndyBeerman Delivering headaches 1 case at a time! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Plainfield, IN Posts: 938	He would not have a firearm, but if needed it would be a bolt of lighting , carried openly with a back pack of fire and brimstone with a side of thunder in his off hand. Besides, there are no gunfights in heaven , it's a peaceful place. __________________ IndyBeerman Cause He Always Never Gets Enough Change….That’s Why Obama has his hands out and in our pockets, wanting the last 's we have to pay for his idiot changes and I'm tired of it. ────────── Where ever you go, there you are..... So God Bless the U.S.A. and the great State of Indiana

07-04-2009	#12 (permalink)
kedie Parrothead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: The Burg Posts: 884	God would carry a 1911, but only as his backup. For his main weapon he's rockin' a M240B. 7.62mm, belt-fed righteousness. Oh yeah, and Jesus is humpin' a 60mm tube while the deciples carry the baseplate and ammo. __________________ "In my opinion, the M1 rifle is the greatest battle implement ever devised" - General George S. Patton, Jr.

07-04-2009	#20 (permalink)
jmiller676 "Memo: 4 pounds of C-4 may be a bit...excessive." Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Goshen Posts: 868	1. Dual S&W 500 in shoulder holsters. Well, because he can. 2. Open, because its even more intimidating. 3. He wouldn't need to. It's just for looks. __________________ "Quit your frowning and grab your Browning."-R. Lee Ermey

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