If God had a carry piece...

Benjamin · 07-04-2009

This thread is wrong in so many ways but oh well. Okay so here it is. If God had a carry piece...
1. What would it be? why?
2. Would God open carry or concealed carry? why?
3. When would God use it (if at all)? why?

shooter521 · 07-04-2009

I dunno about God, but when people post "WWJC" ("What Would Jesus Carry"), my response is "nothing, but he surrounded himself with 12 well-armed friends."

LPMan59 · 07-04-2009

if god actually carried a gun, not that he would need one, it would be a 1911.

wtfd661 · 07-04-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by LPMan59

if god actually carried a gun, not that he would need one, it would be a 1911.

Amen, brother.

2cool9031 · 07-04-2009

Wow....tough question....I don't think God would need to carry anything. Seeing as though he holds everyones life in his hands anyway.
You couldn't get the drop on him because he would know you were there, and what you were thinking. I don't have an answer....Why would a Supreme Being need a man made object?
Many people on this site will say: ( Glock of Course)

ATM · 07-04-2009

1. God likes the XDm. I suspect because he inspired the design and loves Croatian children.

2. OC, the flowing robes might hinder his CC draw. Maybe a snubby on the ankle as well.

3. Competition shooting and FNS most likely. Not really for self defense... I mean, He's God.

...and yes, this thread is just wrong!

1/2 shot · 07-04-2009

I think he would carry a 1911 since John Browning is around to build him a super custom one in person.

I think he would open carry, but we still wouldn't see it if it were right in front of us.

Probably to bust a cap in Satan's rear every now and then.

dice dealer · 07-04-2009

He would carry a single action peacemaker
Just like his hero
John Wayne .....

And yes this is way wrong in SO many ways

techres · 07-04-2009

Rabid Throwing-Landsharks. It's the only thing that would work every time and yet not shoot you during reholstering.

kedie · 07-04-2009

God would carry a 1911, but only as his backup. For his main weapon he's rockin' a M240B. 7.62mm, belt-fed righteousness.

Oh yeah, and Jesus is humpin' a 60mm tube while the deciples carry the baseplate and ammo.

07-04-2009	#1 (permalink)
Benjamin Plinker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Columbus, IN Posts: 107	If God had a carry piece... This thread is wrong in so many ways but oh well. Okay so here it is. If God had a carry piece... 1. What would it be? why? 2. Would God open carry or concealed carry? why? 3. When would God use it (if at all)? why?

07-04-2009	#2 (permalink)
shooter521 Certified Glock Nut Join Date: May 2008 Location: Indianapolis, IN USA Posts: 5,287	I dunno about God, but when people post "WWJC" ("What Would Jesus Carry"), my response is "nothing, but he surrounded himself with 12 well-armed friends." __________________ The Shooter Gallery: http://mywebpages.comcast.net/shooter2_indy INGO FORUM RULES: http://ingunowners.com/forums/introd...e_posting.html

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LPMan59 Colt Kool-Aid Drinker Join Date: May 2009 Location: Central Indiana Posts: 920	if god actually carried a gun, not that he would need one, it would be a 1911. __________________ Dream another dream; this dream is over.

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2cool9031 They Call Me...Sniper Bob Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chesterton Posts: 678	Wow....tough question....I don't think God would need to carry anything. Seeing as though he holds everyones life in his hands anyway. You couldn't get the drop on him because he would know you were there, and what you were thinking. I don't have an answer....Why would a Supreme Being need a man made object? Many people on this site will say: ( Glock of Course) __________________ I am whatever you say I am...If I wasn't, why would I say I am?

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ATM BanKing Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Crawfordsville Posts: 5,386	1. God likes the XDm. I suspect because he inspired the design and loves Croatian children. 2. OC, the flowing robes might hinder his CC draw. Maybe a snubby on the ankle as well. 3. Competition shooting and FNS most likely. Not really for self defense... I mean, He's God. ...and yes, this thread is just wrong! __________________ -The mind is a terrible thing to taste- Say no to drugs. Say yes to bacon!

07-04-2009	#7 (permalink)
1/2 shot Plinker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Indianapolis, S. E. Side Posts: 52	I think he would carry a 1911 since John Browning is around to build him a super custom one in person. I think he would open carry, but we still wouldn't see it if it were right in front of us. Probably to bust a cap in Satan's rear every now and then.

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dice dealer Sharpshooter Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: southern harrison county Posts: 954	He would carry a single action peacemaker Just like his hero John Wayne ..... And yes this is way wrong in SO many ways __________________ This is were my signature was before the new rules

07-04-2009	#9 (permalink)
techres Building Bridges Between Ammo Forts Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Bloomington Posts: 3,941	Rabid Throwing-Landsharks. It's the only thing that would work every time and yet not shoot you during reholstering. __________________ Appleseed Rifleman & Instructor INGO Moderator Husband & Father of Three

07-04-2009	#10 (permalink)
kedie Parrothead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: The Burg Posts: 896	God would carry a 1911, but only as his backup. For his main weapon he's rockin' a M240B. 7.62mm, belt-fed righteousness. Oh yeah, and Jesus is humpin' a 60mm tube while the deciples carry the baseplate and ammo. __________________ "In my opinion, the M1 rifle is the greatest battle implement ever devised" - General George S. Patton, Jr.

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