Handgun Offsets

Kirk Freeman · 06-29-2008

I have an idea for the womanly hand-wringers who are concerned about gun laws being abolished in places such as Chicago, New York City, D.C., etc.: HANDGUN OFFSETS.

Urban dwellers would send me money and I would then buy pistols so the whiners would not have to look at them in the soon to be gun shops in D.C. and Chicago. I, alone, would soak up the pistol supply just like paying others to plant trees soaks up the carbon created by urban dwellers flying around on aircraft.

Send you handgun offset money to:

Kirk S. Freeman
P.O. Box 1132
Lafayette, Indiana 47902-1132

indyjoe · 06-29-2008

If you find that you are running out of space storing handgun offsets, I would be willing to help.

Ri22o · 06-29-2008

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Originally Posted by indyjoe

If you find that you are running out of space storing handgun offsets, I would be willing to help.

I have plenty of room in my safe as well, let me know if you need my assistance.

pmpmstrb · 06-29-2008

I'd be willing to park my cars in the driveway and store them in my garage to help the cause.

Dogman · 06-29-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kirk Freeman

I have an idea for the womanly hand-wringers who are concerned about gun laws being abolished in places such as Chicago, New York City, D.C., etc.: HANDGUN OFFSETS.

Urban dwellers would send me money and I would then buy pistols so the whiners would not have to look at them in the soon to be gun shops in D.C. and Chicago. I, alone, would soak up the pistol supply just like paying others to plant trees soaks up the carbon created by urban dwellers flying around on aircraft.

Send you handgun offset money to:

Kirk S. Freeman
P.O. Box 1132
Lafayette, Indiana 47902-1132

Brilliant!!!!!!! You sir, are a caring, thoughtful person.

Paul · 06-29-2008

damn awesome idea

wolfman · 06-29-2008

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Originally Posted by Kirk Freeman

I have an idea for the womanly hand-wringers

Mmmm don't want to be arround when Annie or Pami sees that dis of women !!!!!!!!

opcorn2:

Pami · 06-29-2008

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Originally Posted by wolfman

Mmmm don't want to be arround when Annie or Pami sees that dis of women !!!!!!!!

opcorn2:

heh.. if you guys actually let me get away with the "I can't do this because I'm a girl" ... I'll accept that hand-wringing anti-gunners are "womanly."

For the record, Kirk's idea is brilliant, and if it works, I might actually make my husband clean out the garage to help add to the storage space!

rhino · 06-29-2008

I'm willing to trade in the ammunition offset market. Kirk exploits his philanthropy, and I will do the same!

Cwood · 06-29-2008

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Originally Posted by rhino

I'm willing to trade in the ammunition offset market. Kirk exploits his philanthropy, and I will do the same!

Rhino, If you run out of room storing all that ammo let me offer some more space for your valient effort!

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Kirk Freeman Director At Large, ISRPA Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: downtown Lafayette, Indiana Posts: 295	Handgun Offsets I have an idea for the womanly hand-wringers who are concerned about gun laws being abolished in places such as Chicago, New York City, D.C., etc.: HANDGUN OFFSETS. Urban dwellers would send me money and I would then buy pistols so the whiners would not have to look at them in the soon to be gun shops in D.C. and Chicago. I, alone, would soak up the pistol supply just like paying others to plant trees soaks up the carbon created by urban dwellers flying around on aircraft. Send you handgun offset money to: Kirk S. Freeman P.O. Box 1132 Lafayette, Indiana 47902-1132

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indyjoe Not your average Joe Join Date: May 2008 Location: Indy Posts: 1,547	If you find that you are running out of space storing handgun offsets, I would be willing to help. __________________ Appleseed Rifleman - 228 - I know what I am about.

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Paul SIG > * Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Pittsboro (Westside) Posts: 1,207	damn awesome idea __________________ Opinions expressed by me are not my actual opinions "The constitution of most of our States assert that all power is inherent in the people; that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed." -- Thomas Jefferson "Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the American people's teeth and keyston under Independence." --George Washington

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rhino Somewhat Purple-ish Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Indiana Posts: 2,265	I'm willing to trade in the ammunition offset market. Kirk exploits his philanthropy, and I will do the same! __________________ Adaptive Consulting & Training **To prevail you must ACT! www.adaptiveconsultingandtraining.com Wabash Valley Practical Pistol Shooters www.wvpps.com Riley Conservation Club www.rileycc.com "The people shall have a right to bear arms, for the defense of themselves and the State." INDIANA CONSTITUTION** Article 1 - Bill of Rights - Section 32

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pmpmstrb Marksman Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 405	I'd be willing to park my cars in the driveway and store them in my garage to help the cause.

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