Colorado Dem: No Guns, Use Pens Instead

[Kirk Freeman]

Quick someone tell the cops to turn in their guns, they will be packing Bics, not SIGs.

Colorado is the theatre of the absurd now.

Defend Yourself With Ball Point Pens | Cemetery's Gun Blob

 

[Bunnykid68]

They should clearly be using tactical pens

 

[Bennettjh]

Can we get assault pens?

 

[MikeDVB]

Quick! GRAB A PEN! Somebody is breaking in!

 

[MikeDVB]

Can we get assault pens?

Would that be a black pen that shares at least one feature with those much more dangerous markers?

 

[DRob]

It's all in the name

Ms. Notsofinestein will surely introduce a Sharpie ban.

This begs the question............Is using a pocket protector CC?

 

[Bennettjh]

Would that be a black pen that shares at least one feature with those much more dangerous markers?

Yes it would. Remember that no one needs an assault rifle so I'm guessing that no one needs an assault pen either. Those should be banned for the children!

 

[steveh_131]

Somehow I read the title as 'Use Penis Instead'.

I am disappoint.

 

[MikeDVB]

Yes it would. Remember that no one needs an assault rifle so I'm guessing that no one needs an assault pen either. Those should be banned for the children!

Indeed! Think of the children and all of the words such 'assault' pens could make those children misspell!

 

[Bunnykid68]

Somehow I read the title as 'Use Penis Instead'.

I am disappoint.

I are amused

 

[Kirk Freeman]

We nothing nice.

 

[MikeDVB]

Somehow I read the title as 'Use Penis Instead'.

I am disappoint.

Something on your mind, you have got?