Police make shocking discovery in Detroit

[melensdad]

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Police in Detroit last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 fully-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, two tons of heroin, and $5,000,000 in forged US banknotes, all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library on Woodward Ave.*
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Local residents were stunned. A community spokesman said: "We're all shocked; we never knew we had a library."

 

[OneShotFOGE]

haha thats pretty funny. I thought the shocking revelation was that Detroit actually had a working police force.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Did someone want some Detroit books?

 

[Mark 1911]

That is shocking. 25,000 rounds is hardly enough ammo for 200 machine guns. That's only 125 rounds for each gun. What in the world were they thinking???

 

[UncleMike]

Sooooo.....
They finally found out where some of the "Fast & Furious" guns went.
Sounds like Holder wanted his Homies in Detroit to be well heeled in case the State tries to impose Law and Order when the city gets taken over by the State Legislature.

 

[TRWXXA]

Ha! You had me going until the "two tons of heroine". That's just an unbelieveable amount of smack, unless you 're Kurt Cobain.










What? Too soon?

 

[Trigger Time]

Ha! You had me going until the "two tons of heroine". That's just an unbelieveable amount of smack, unless you 're Kurt Cobain.










What? Too soon?

It's never too soon! That dude is funny

 

[rgrimm01]

It's never too soon! That dude is funny

I wonder if he ever found Nirvana? Isn't the literal translation of Nirvana "blown out"? Irony anyone?

 

[Stschil]

"You had some dreams, now there's brains in your cornflakes.
Kurt Cobain, I bet they make an album with you"

Pinkard and Bowden (sung to the tune of Carly Simon's 'You're So Vain')

 

[LeeStreet]

 

[Trooper]

Like I said, if the profit margins are high enough then people will smuggle guns and ammo just like drugs. Look for a blackmarket in guns once any ban goes through. And assume that many gun owners who obey the laws now to go underground. Instead of dealing drugs, they will deal in guns and ammo. Look for a huge backyard gunsmithing industry (if abortion is banned then there would be backalley abortions is the logic).

 

[jwh20]

BULLETIN:
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Police in Detroit last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 fully-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, two tons of heroin, and $5,000,000 in forged US banknotes, all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library on Woodward Ave.*
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Local residents were stunned. A community spokesman said: "We're all shocked; we never knew we had a library."

LOL!! Sad, but all too true.

 

[Redtbird]

BULLETIN:
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Police in Detroit last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 fully-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, two tons of heroin, and $5,000,000 in forged US banknotes, all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library on Woodward Ave.*
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Local residents were stunned. A community spokesman said: "We're all shocked; we never knew we had a library."

 

[level.eleven]

Like I said, if the profit margins are high enough then people will smuggle guns and ammo just like drugs. Look for a blackmarket in guns once any ban goes through. And assume that many gun owners who obey the laws now to go underground. Instead of dealing drugs, they will deal in guns and ammo. Look for a huge backyard gunsmithing industry (if abortion is banned then there would be backalley abortions is the logic).

WHOOSH!

 

[actaeon277]

WHOOSH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MSRmWZj_pI

 

[9mmfan]

Here is the real Detroit: Yves Marchand & Romain Meffre Photography - The Ruins of Detroit

A coworker from Detroit likes to tell me that Detroit is still thriving. Yeah, right.

 

[HenryWallace]

So we know that Afghanistan produces some 93 or so percent of the world's heroine after the US entered, and the Fed gov is the only one with easy access to full automatic firearms, plus the amount of ammo that has been purchased through HS..... Hmmm... I just can't put my finger on it.