Some people never learn.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/washington-jogger-mauled-bear-article-1.2194920
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/washington-jogger-mauled-bear-article-1.2194920
What other option was the guy to do other than the suggested treadmill option?
Treadmill.
The bear will get him, sooner or later.
It's called "culling the herd"...
A slower friend.
So we can ridicule his slower friend for not bringing along an even slower friend?A slower friend.
So we can ridicule his slower friend for not bringing along an even slower friend?
A slower friend.
So the bear said, "...you're not here to jog, are you buddy?"