Geeking out on ancestry; 17th great grandson of Geoffrey friggin Chaucer
, and a bunch of dukes, knights, princesses, kings and stuff. Of course, once you turn over a rock and one king crawls out, you're pretty much infested with them. And what did I tell you? Charlemagne, Holy Roman Emperor
, Charles "The Hammer" Martel, and a truckload of others. Working on 59th great grandfather Caius Asinius Quadratus, born in 100 in Rome
I'm a patrician!