Obama Jokes

[LLDJR]

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.

The robot says,

"What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "Whats
your IQ?"

The guy says, "168".

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and
medical technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back
into the bar.

The robot bartender says,"What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini".

Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and
says,"Whats your IQ?

The guy says, "100."

The robot then starts to talk about Nascar,Budweiser and John Deere
tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try
it one more time. He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini.

The robot then says, "Whats your IQ"

The guy says,
"Uh,about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says,
"So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"