Vote for Bill Cosby...?????

[Lock n Load]

This was an email sent to me and I thought it was pretty neat: (it obviously had pics of Bill but they didnt paste)

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I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) "Press 1 for English" is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports.
We will use the 'Wal-Mart's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.

(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get. Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.
God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!
Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!

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Please Forward This to Everyone you know now matter which side of the fence they're on.

[Pami]

As awesome as that platform sounds, Dr. Cosby's representative denies he was the original author.

snopes.com: Bill Cosby's Write-In Candidate Platform

Still, awesome post!

[Lock n Load]

Thanks Pami,

I never believe the supposed "author" I just liked the content.

From some of Bills actual political statements in the past, I would believe he is an anti anyway....

[Bill of Rights]

Originally Posted by Lock n Load

Thanks Pami,

I never believe the supposed "author" I just liked the content.

From some of Bills actual political statements in the past, I would believe he is an anti anyway....

I was going to ask that... He says he didn't write it... but does he endorse it? If so, who cares if he wrote it?

Blessings,
B

[jeremy]

I'll vote twice for anyone on those platforms.

[Mrs. Hoppes]

Originally Posted by jeremy

I'll vote twice for anyone on those platforms.

Same here!

[indykid]

I am going to see Cosby speak at IU this Friday night. He is the type person that many blacks hate, he speaks the truth. He tells "his people" that if they want to get ahead in their lives, SPEAK ENGLISH! If they want to get ahead, get an education and then get a good job. Those are things they don't want to hear. I can't wait to see and hear him in person!!!!!!