New special forces unit.

W9ZEB · 06-06-2008

The Pentagon has announced the formation of a new elite fighting unit, The U.S. Redneck Special Forces!

This new unit is comprised of soldiers from the southern most states of the U.S.

These elite soldiers will be dropped into Iraq and Afghanistan and given only the following information about their enemy:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Baby Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

TomN · 06-06-2008

Jesus, the war will be over in a week.

DocGlock86 · 06-06-2008

GIT ER DONE

Scutter01 · 06-06-2008

Wonder if that's for when the tanks come...

flagtag · 06-06-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by W9ZEB

The Pentagon has announced the formation of a new elite fighting unit, The U.S. Redneck Special Forces!

This new unit is comprised of soldiers from the southern most states of the U.S.

These elite soldiers will be dropped into Iraq and Afghanistan and given only the following information about their enemy:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Baby Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

Woohoo! NICE toy!

baldmax · 06-07-2008

Where do I sign up?

Feign · 06-07-2008

I don't see why not. Just setup an XM radio station that beams classic NASCAR races into headphones, ice up the styrofoam cooler and fill with Busch or Coors, give them a tree stand and a double barrel shotgun, then send them out.

If it twitches it's dead. Plain and simple. Anyone can be be efficient with the proper motivation.

Virtus · 06-07-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scutter01

Wonder if that's for when the tanks come...

Just use some composition B or C and some type of metal sheeting and some cow pies and you have the makings of some good tank mines.

Yamaha · 06-07-2008

hahahaha, is this announcement to distract us from the leak of the elite prison g-unit??? Allegedly they carry a knife and a sideways sighted pistol.....

munky_3434 · 06-08-2008

and luckily for all the ones who have lost their licenses due to several DUI's an Abrams tank has a similar steering mechanism to a moped

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TomN 'Tis but a flesh wound! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Mishawaka Posts: 1,644	Jesus, the war will be over in a week. __________________ If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. That's ridiculous. If I have a gun, what in the hell do I have to be paranoid about? - Clint Smith

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DocGlock86 "Free Men Don't Ask Permission To Bear Arms" Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 156	GIT ER DONE __________________ THE DOC IS IN

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Scutter01 Avatar pictured below may not be actual size Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Verify range to target, one RFC792 ICMP type 8 packet only, please. Posts: 3,904	Wonder if that's for when the tanks come... __________________ It's a bacon thing. You wouldn't understand.

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Feign Walther P99QA Green Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Columbus-ish Posts: 285	I don't see why not. Just setup an XM radio station that beams classic NASCAR races into headphones, ice up the styrofoam cooler and fill with Busch or Coors, give them a tree stand and a double barrel shotgun, then send them out. If it twitches it's dead. Plain and simple. Anyone can be be efficient with the proper motivation. __________________ Always looking forward...

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baldmax I drank what?? Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Koontz Lake Posts: 330	Where do I sign up?

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Yamaha Marksman Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 307	hahahaha, is this announcement to distract us from the leak of the elite prison g-unit??? Allegedly they carry a knife and a sideways sighted pistol..... __________________ G17, G33, 1903/8..........38caliber love

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munky_3434 accuracy by volume Join Date: May 2008 Location: Brazil, IN Posts: 735	and luckily for all the ones who have lost their licenses due to several DUI's an Abrams tank has a similar steering mechanism to a moped __________________ Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this? Thunder: Who? Jack Burton: Jack Burton. Me!

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