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Old 06-18-2008   #1 (permalink)
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CNBC: Sex and the stimulus package – "More bang for the buck'?!

"It seems the down economy is hurting every business, even the oldest profession. The Moonlight BunnyRanch in Carson City, a legal brothel featured on HBO's 'Cathouse', is offering the first 100 customers who show up with their stimulus rebate checks twice the 'services' for the same price.

"They're calling it, (this is where I clear my throat uncomfortably), 'more bang for your buck'. The BunnyRanch is a place Larry Flynt calls 'America's Hottest Cat House', and he oughtta know.

"As for the stimulus offer, a guy who brings in an entire $1,200 check gets a special deal: three women and a bottle of bubbly. Anyone notice that a guy with a $1,200 check is married to qualify for that amount?

"But wait, there's more! The legal bordello plans to have all 100 customers, plus some of the Bunnies, sign a thank you card and send it to President Bush. Oy."

Source: Jane Wells, CNBC, June 12, 2008.
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I think Spasmo might have a problem with that. She already spent our stimulus check on firearms.
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It just occurred to me that we still got more bang for our buck.
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Wow! That was funny. No really, it was!
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"As for the stimulus offer, a guy who brings in an entire $1,200 check gets a special deal: three women and a bottle of bubbly.
Does this mean that you would normally get 1 1/2 women?
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I think the 1/2 woman is actually a midget, which is cool. I can get into midgets!
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Midgets are extra. Ironically.
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It's ok, I'd pay a premium for them.
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