Send Biden in as a Squad Leader - with the rest of the "Squad".
Biden = Saunders
Bowman = Littlejohn
Omar = Caje
AOC = Kirby
Tlaib = Doc
Jayapal = Hanley
Pigglet knows as much about rail transportation as he does about firearms.
But maybe someone can get him to take a whiz on the catenary along the Keystone Corridor. He'll get a real 'charge' out of it.
It would be akin to the search for “righteous men” in Sodom and Gomorrah, where Abraham initially convinces the Lord to agree to not destroy the Cities of the Plain if “fifty righteous men” can be found there.
Abraham is eventually able to negotiate the minimum number down to ten, but even...