TEXAS :
"I hate it when my girlfriend Texas me when I am in bed with my wife.
Mayonnaise:
"Mayonnaise a lot of women in this bar,"
Initiate:
"My wife ate two hamburgers, initiate a bag of potato chips,"
I found this on another forum. Thought I'd share, its pretty funny.
Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes Pointless Paranoia, Meet Pistol Packin’
(A young man asks for a ticket for an R-rated movie and hands me his ID. I’m about to sell him the ticket when the lady behind him...
I used to know this, but have since forgotten and its driving me nuts that I cant remember. :dunno: The question is, in ammo, say a 40 grain .22 shell, is that the weight of the bullet itself or the amount of powder in the casing? I thought it was the amount of powder in the shell casing.
Imagine having friends and family over for the holidays. You parents are there, her parents, the neighbors, and the minister and is wife. You are all sitting down to dinner and out walks your dog with this in his mouth. :laugh::laugh::D
Talk about BAD DOG!
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Welcome home. Thank you for your service and God Bless you.:patriot:
You may have to make a trip north to Michigan, namely Grand Rapids .45 is easy to find here.