"Crazy" Gun Owner - Sound Familiar?

[Dwight]

Thought everyone would enjoy this quick story. .

--- On Sun, 4/8/12


In the news this week, a southern California man was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and had (by rough estimate) 1-million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also has a secret escape tunnel. The television reporter said: "Wow! He has about a million machine gun bullets," and the headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache."

By California standards someone even owning 100,000 rounds would be called "mentally unstable."


If he lived elsewhere, such as Arizona , he'd be called "an avid gun collector."


In Arkansas , he'd be called "a novice gun collector."


In Utah , he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they
made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.


In Montana , he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho , he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."


In Wyoming , he'd be called "an eligible bachelor" and.....


.....in Texas , he'd be called "A huntin' buddy."

 

[mcolford]

Thought everyone would enjoy this quick story. .

--- On Sun, 4/8/12


In the news this week, a southern California man was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and had (by rough estimate) 1-million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also has a secret escape tunnel. The television reporter said: "Wow! He has about a million machine gun bullets," and the headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache."

By California standards someone even owning 100,000 rounds would be called "mentally unstable."


If he lived elsewhere, such as Arizona , he'd be called "an avid gun collector."


In Arkansas , he'd be called "a novice gun collector."


In Utah , he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they
made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.


In Montana , he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho , he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."


In Wyoming , he'd be called "an eligible bachelor" and.....


.....in Texas , he'd be called "A huntin' buddy."

THIS!

 

[db1959]

Good one! And probably true.

 

[femurphy77]

I feel so inadequate. . .

 

[96harley]

If he lived near me he'd be called a good investor with lots of assets.

 

[canoeman]

LOL!

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Billy, is this about you?

 

[TopDog]

I only have one question. Why in the hell would he live in CA? Where he is considered a weirdo when he could have lived in many other places and been respected.

 

[Mgderf]

I'd call him, an amateur

 

[indykid]

In Indiana he would have a good starter collection.

 

[msirelan]

In Indiana he would be called the man I am jealous of. I wish I could afford 100 guns and over 1 million rounds

 

[SSGSAD]

In Indiana he would be called the man I am jealous of. I wish I could afford 100 guns and over 1 million rounds

YOU, and ME BOTH !!!!!

 

[cassaireland05]

I wish our collection was that huge! Plus having an escape tunnel! Thats awesome! At least some people can see what is really going on and isn't brain washed. There is still hope left!

 

[El-Cigarro]

I was listening to C N N last week, when the reporter-ette was talking about that Korean fella out west who used a 45 MM Handgun to shoot up the place...

 

[KoopaKGB]

I was listening to C N N last week, when the reporter-ette was talking about that Korean fella out west who used a 45 MM Handgun to shoot up the place...

Man a 45mm handgun sounds devestating.

 

[Chesh97]

They need to put Jay Leno in for evaluation. That M-Fer has too many dang cars! He's gotta be unstable...

 

[williamnewman1]

he needs to move out here and join INGO , he'd fit right in

 

[BIGSHIVES1]

Great story! kinda sounds like my neighbor!

 

[Tydeeh22]

sounds like me in 10 years...