On a side note, how's the quality on this system? They would be beneficial to people in apartments as I am for now, but I would like them to be sufficient in the dark as well.
HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN STYLE HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazines.
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba,
Me and Marcel, Virgil, Erra, T-Bone and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and a gallon of sweet tea. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter
Ummm, buy a light bulb and turn on your outside lights.
It's not as if home security has to be elaborate. Lock your doors, turn on an outside light, and, according to Malcolm X turn on a bathroom light.