Houston Texas
Woman stabs man, man shoots woman, man claims self defense, woman goes to jail for 10 days charged with aggravated assault. Presumably after she got her bullet hole(s) patched.
Further investigation and videotape reveal he has been stalking her for months, tried to run over her...
If I were NetanyahuI would find ways to export as many Palestinians as possible to Germany, Norway, Spain, Ireland, and whoever else is siding with the Palinazis. As an American, I don’t want to see them here, but if I were him I would dump tons of them into Mexico just south of the California...
San Antonio Texas
Several people try to rob a cannabis dispensary (I didn’t know we had cannabis dispensaries in San Antonio). Clerk and robbers exchange gunfire. Police find clerk and one robber down with multiple gunshot wounds. Others fled. Both went to hospital, clerk stable, robber...