Your First World Problems

[actaeon277]

You need to invest in a wench.

Funny thing
I have a winch.
Sitting in the box, in my garage


Unless you mean 'wench'
In which case... I don't have one.

 

[Ballstater98]

Funny thing
I have a winch.
Sitting in the box, in my garage


Unless you mean 'wench'
In which case... I don't have one.

Damn autocorrect. Not much use in a box.

And it's never 'duck' autocorrect. Never.

 

[TheGrumpyGuy]

You need to invest in a wench.

Perhaps a saucy one...

 

[Creedmoor]

Perhaps a saucy one...

You want Saucy.... Marry a 1st generation Italian or a Red hair /green eyed Irish girl.

 

[actaeon277]

Damn autocorrect. Not much use in a box.

And it's never 'duck' autocorrect. Never.

Trust me.
I was thinking.. geez I SHOULDA hooked up that winch by now.
I could tie off to that tree right there...
Ugh.

 

[Creedmoor]

Trust me.
I was thinking.. geez I SHOULDA hooked up that winch by now.
I could tie off to that tree right there...
Ugh.

You should text @printcraft and get him to run you off new fender badges for that Ford that say, "Can't Escape"

 

[hopper68]

So, I cut the grass at my American Legion Post.
It's about 3 hours, just getting the 'important' parts.

Anyway, I can't find my hearing pro that bluetooths to my phone.
So, I find my old fashioned, beat up, regular ear pro, and cut the grass like a cave man.


And finished the day, by going into the back yard that hadn't been done, because of the rain.
Ran into a rut from when we had some work done, and it was filled with water.
Got the mower stuck, wheel spinning in the water, deck hung up on the edge of the rut.

Back up my Escape, I only have a short piece of rope, so I have to get close to the mower.
Get the Escape caught in the same rut.

Ugh.

Could not escape with the Escape? I could have told you that but you would not listen..

 

[TheGrumpyGuy]

You want Saucy.... Marry a 1st generation Italian or a Red hair /green eyed Irish girl.

Who the heck said anything about marriage? I'm just looking for a really fun Friday evening...

 

[BiscuitsandGravy]

Remembered the genny failed it's Wens 6pm exercise run... I had to switch propane tanks... WTH.

 

[Nazgul]

Just had a coffee disaster event of significant proportions. A whole cup of properly brewed and correct temperature spilled on the floor......

After the first emotional reaction to the tragic loss I must say I responded with dignity and determination as I cleaned it up. No tears were shed, but it was close.

Had to settle for a nice dark roast espresso.

Don

P.S. - I appreciate your respect of my privacy during this difficult time.

 

[Creedmoor]

Who the heck said anything about marriage? I'm just looking for a really fun Friday evening...

Oh, thats different, once you pay those girls, they leave asap.

 

[Creedmoor]

Just had a coffee disaster event of significant proportions. A whole cup of properly brewed and correct temperature spilled on the floor......

After the first emotional reaction to the tragic loss I must say I responded with dignity and determination as I cleaned it up. No tears were shed, but it was close.

Had to settle for a nice dark roast espresso.

Don

P.S. - I appreciate your respect of my privacy during this difficult time.

Geesh, its not like it was 5 fingers of 16 year old Bourbon.

 

[Flingarrows]

Just had a coffee disaster event of significant proportions. A whole cup of properly brewed and correct temperature spilled on the floor......

After the first emotional reaction to the tragic loss I must say I responded with dignity and determination as I cleaned it up. No tears were shed, but it was close.

Had to settle for a nice dark roast espresso.

Don

P.S. - I appreciate your respect of my privacy during this difficult time.

Watched wife pour beef broth into her coffee today. When she asked why I didn’t stop her, told her I was too shocked.

She dumped that cup,and put the proper cream in the second cup

 

[DCR]

Just had a coffee disaster event of significant proportions. A whole cup of properly brewed and correct temperature spilled on the floor......

After the first emotional reaction to the tragic loss I must say I responded with dignity and determination as I cleaned it up. No tears were shed, but it was close.

Had to settle for a nice dark roast espresso.

Don

P.S. - I appreciate your respect of my privacy during this difficult time.

The horror, the horror