What Not to Shoot?

[A 7.62 Exodus]

Goofy Thread Time! What not to shoot?

The Monopoly game board

The Pizza man.

His Pizzas

Your GF's/Wife's cat

Your daughter's laptop (Oh, wait a minute......)


Keep em' going

 

[elwoodward]

Goofy Thread Time! What not to shoot?...

Umm shouldn't YOURSELF be at the top of the list?

 

[TailBlazer]

Never, ever, shoot a large woman. It isn't fat, it's body armor.

 

[ArmedRPh]

the hand that feeds you...unless it is an especially tasty hand.

 

[sepe]

someone else's baby

 

[TailBlazer]

someone else's baby

This is true. You want to make sure the meat is still good.

 

[ubertux]

The messenger

 

[the1kidd03]

Never, ever, shoot a large woman. It isn't fat, it's body armor.

Thus, the importance of penetration testing

 

[DarkEyes]

The messenger

+1 to this

 

[WC Deer Hunter]

Your foot that you had just put in your mouth!

 

[kjf40]

remember this line..."your gonna shoot your eye out kid"

DONT SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!!

 

[ATM]

The moon.

 

[Ambu]

This is really similar to Dane Cook's "What would you not like on your club sandwich"

 

[TailBlazer]

Apparently, you CAN shoot the Sherif. But don't shoot the deputy...

 

[tv1217]

Gangbangers, it will always curve around them and hit some mother's innocent son.

 

[the1kidd03]

<<<

 

[WC Deer Hunter]

Anyone wearing a hoodie

 

[TailBlazer]

The bride?

 

[A 7.62 Exodus]

The UPS guy.

"But Officer, he was carrying a suspicious package."

 

[ATM]

Do not shoot to thrill.


(Playing to kill is still acceptable.)