Send Biden in as a Squad Leader - with the rest of the "Squad".
Biden = Saunders
Bowman = Littlejohn
Omar = Caje
AOC = Kirby
Tlaib = Doc
Jayapal = Hanley
Pigglet knows as much about rail transportation as he does about firearms.
But maybe someone can get him to take a whiz on the catenary along the Keystone Corridor. He'll get a real 'charge' out of it.