-
Be sure to read this post! Beware of scammers. https://www.indianagunowners.com/threads/classifieds-new-online-payment-guidelines-rules-paypal-venmo-zelle-etc.511734/
INGO: Joke of the day page
- Thread starter FordMan08
- Start date
-
- Tags
- ban mbills!
The #1 community for Gun Owners in Indiana
Member Benefits:
Fewer Ads! Discuss all aspects of firearm ownership Discuss anti-gun legislation Buy, sell, and trade in the classified section Chat with Local gun shops, ranges, trainers & other businesses Discover free outdoor shooting areas View up to date on firearm-related events Share photos & video with other members ...and so much more!
Member Benefits:
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you're inside them.
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you're inside them.
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his Deckhand, so they sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".
Boat Owner: “Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board...
... Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $30 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".
IRS AGENT: “That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".
Boat Owner: “That would be me. What would you like to know”?
IRS AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".
Boat Owner: “Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board...
... Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $30 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".
IRS AGENT: “That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".
Boat Owner: “That would be me. What would you like to know”?
A man sees an old pirate. He's got a wooden leg, a hook instead of a hand, and a patch over his eye.
"What the heck happened to you?"
"Well a whale bit off me leg, a shark got me hand, and a seagull pooped in me eye."
"How the heck did you lose your eye to bird poop?"
"Well now, you see, that was me first day with the hook."
"What the heck happened to you?"
"Well a whale bit off me leg, a shark got me hand, and a seagull pooped in me eye."
"How the heck did you lose your eye to bird poop?"
"Well now, you see, that was me first day with the hook."
Emerson Dambiggins
Master
America today
A Harley Biker is sitting on his Harley drinking a beer by the Zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.”
The Harley rider replies, “Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.”
The reporter says, “Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?”
The biker replies "I'm a U.S. Marine, a Republican and I’m voting for Trump."
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
“U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH”
A Harley Biker is sitting on his Harley drinking a beer by the Zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.”
The Harley rider replies, “Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.”
The reporter says, “Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?”
The biker replies "I'm a U.S. Marine, a Republican and I’m voting for Trump."
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
“U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH”
Site Supporter
Staff online
-
texkevAdministrator -
Cameramonkeywww.thechosen.tv
Members online
- BeDome
- mr_camera_man
- ramick
- klausm
- Mr. Habib
- BrentTheBoat
- red_zr24x4
- pitbulld45
- Jay b
- Griffin79
- texkev
- duanewade
- bgcatty
- DoggyDaddy
- Griz375
- littletommy
- fishbass62
- Robert Richardson
- Ziggy01
- 66chevelle
- Cavman
- Rio
- Timjoebillybob
- 2tonic
- Ingomike
- jdadkins87
- Springer
- LeverGunFan
- mmpsteve
- Bloomingtonnative
- TheGrumpyGuy
- jy951
- 12many
- dekeshooter
- jedi
- HCRMPD1
- crookcountygo
- Itchytriggerfinger
- indydrummer
- tangleridgeslim
- LeftyGunner
- tmschuller
- BackFromDC
- 421Jms
- bwframe
- EOD Guy
- GunsCarsPlanes
- Cameramonkey
- x34822
- pewpew2232
