I'm rather surprised nobody has mentioned turning the die around.. That tends to annoy people too.
From this:
To this:
Resulting in this:
Yes, it's a red Swingline. Same one from my last job. Some jerk kept trying to steal it, but I showed him.
Interesting trivia note.. Swingline didn't produce the 747 in Red until after a few years after Office Space came out. They kept getting requests for it and finally released Rio Red in 2002.