A Very Personnel Item

[Vigilant]

Interesting, how would you know the shape AND the color...?

Hey, at least he didn't tell you what flavor it was!

 

[kawtech87]

Some one trying to reenact their favorite scene from Fight Club?

[video]https://youtu.be/jx41zAud_Uo[/video]

 

[phatgemi]

Hey, at least he didn't tell you what flavor it was!

Actually Amazon sells a purple "jeweled" one!!!! And as a disclaimer, I only know because I googled it.

 

[SmileDocHill]

Had to drive over to Leola to visit a customer.


What about dentures. Somebody fell asleep and lost their dentures.

Technically if it were dentures they should have the owners name embedded in them. They may have taken them out as a second form of id, set them down and walked off. (Purple is hard to do on phone :-) )

 

[chezuki]

Does INGO censor dildo?

 

[chezuki]

Guess not...

 

[Vigilant]

Actually Amazon sells a purple "jeweled" one!!!! And as a disclaimer, I only know because I googled it.

What flavor is it?

 

[OakRiver]

Get your mind out of the gutter. I was referring to a toothbrush.

I just said that it was a toy. It could have been a personalized Gameboy. I am shocked, shocked I tell you that someone could think of anything other than innocent toys

I have heard from reliable sources that an electric toothbrush can have a similar effect to some adult marital aids

 

[hoosierdoc]

Does INGO censor dildo?

No but they offer a cleaning service

 

[Nojoy621]

Probably a lost kid, if it was a wallet or anything with a name they would just have announced the persons name.

 

[femurphy77]

Probably a lost kid, if it was a wallet or anything with a name they would just have announced the persons name.

I wonder if that would have worked with my now ex wife a year into that hell called marriage?

 

[mom45]

It probably just fell out of their pocket. Maybe during some sort of a struggle.

 

[CavMedic]

Been on quite a few car accidents where "very personal items" have been thrown about. Usually pretty fun to point it out to the person and watch them try to discreetly retrieve it.

 

[Alamo]

Been on quite a few car accidents where "very personal items" have been thrown about. Usually pretty fun to point it out to the person and watch them try to discreetly retrieve it.

Responded to a SUV-dodged-the-deer-by-360-roll-over one time -- however due to seatbelts, the only ejection from the vehicle was a rather extensive porn mag collection scattered across both lanes. Suddenly had lots of help picking up everything.

 

[BiscuitsandGravy]

Been on quite a few car accidents where "very personal items" have been thrown about. Usually pretty fun to point it out to the person and watch them try to discreetly retrieve it.

Responded to a SUV-dodged-the-deer-by-360-roll-over one time -- however due to seatbelts, the only ejection from the vehicle was a rather extensive porn mag collection scattered across both lanes. Suddenly had lots of help picking up everything.

Had a friend who worked at an auto service shop... Woman customer comes in with a strange noise resonating from the trunk of her car... Vvvvmmm, vvvvmmmm...

Mechanic emptied out the trunk looking for source of 'buzzing noise'... "Mam' we found the source of the noise and took care of it. No charge." They didn't want to tell her... She kept asking, well... 'personal massager'. It was wedged next to the fender in the trunk resonating...

True story.

 

[RugerRog]

Boyfriend on batteries?

 

[dsol]

I work for an airline, our mechanics have found a couple of "interesting" things on planes during overnight maintenance. One of which found its way into several desk drawers and taped to the bumpers of various cars... we are a bunch of 13 year olds with drivers licenses...

 

[red_zr24x4]

Boyfriend on batteries?

"BOB" - Battery Operated Boyfriend

 

[Leadeye]

Kudos to somebody for their "discretion".

 

[Vigilant]

No but they offer a cleaning service

After you remove them?