April 1st police encounter

[TaunTaun]

So there i was, minding my own business walking out of my college class to my truck. I stepped off university property to reholster my AR. Suddenly people began screaming and naturally i took a defensive posture. Next thing I know, i'm being tasered and being told to stop resisting. I was placed in handcuffs and my wallet was left on my seat with my truck unlocked. I made bond but now my wallet is missing. Officer Maxey said i was lucky that he wasn't a five year old girl....

 

[9mmfan]

My guess is a spoof but as usual I missed the original thread...sigh.
Without having read the original thread, I'll give it a 3 of 5.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

 

[lonehoosier]

There is quite a few threads going on there.

 

[Bunnykid68]

My guess is a spoof but as usual I missed the original thread...sigh.
Without having read the original thread, I'll give it a 3 of 5.

This is the original based off of numerous other threads

 

[CathyInBlue]

0/10

 

[Lectric102002]

*yawn*

 

[IndyGunworks]

meh.... spoofs need a good host.... this is the whore of a spoof.

 

[TaunTaun]

Had to do something for April 1st....didn't see anyone else stepping forward. Admittedly, it was a rush job at the last minute while getting supper ready, but at least I made the effort.

 

[Snapdragon]

Had to do something for April 1st....didn't see anyone else stepping forward.

Are you kidding me?

 

[TaunTaun]

Are you kidding me?

Why, did I miss a thread? It happens sometimes....

 

[Snapdragon]

Seems like all there were yesterday were April Fools threads.

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

Had to do something for April 1st....didn't see anyone else stepping forward. Admittedly, it was a rush job at the last minute while getting supper ready, but at least I made the effort.

Are you kidding me?

Why, did I miss a thread? It happens sometimes....

Seems like all there were yesterday were April Fools threads.

All I saw yesterday were spoof threads and joke threads!

 

[JetGirl]

0/10

That was incredibly more generous than deserved.

 

[poppy]

Weak, my friend, very weak. The excuse is even weaker.

 

[TaunTaun]

Granted, it wasn't as good as my original story revolving around 5 year old girls rioting and disarming me while beating me with their hello kitty backpacks...

 

[mom45]

Granted, it wasn't as good as my original story revolving around 5 year old girls rioting and disarming me while beating me with their hello kitty backpacks...

That might have earned you some rep! (especially if there were photos)