Assault Rifle Owners Have Tiny Penises!

[ZX-14R]

Colorado columnist: Assault rifle owners have ‘tiny penises’ | KDVR.com – Denver News, Weather & Sports from FOX 31 News in Denver, Colorado

I bet this ain't a dupe!

 

[SERparacord]

I heard the same about cigar smokers, except they keep their replacements in their mouth.

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

That's a good laugh.

 

[bigo334]

That's no cool how does he know what I'm "packing" other then my "small" handgun

 

[jd4320t]

What are the NFA minimum length requirements again?

 

[HICKMAN]

Rather have a teenie weenie than a metro-mangina

 

[dom1104]

Holy Crap... how did they know!

 

[ArmedProgrammer]

And I just thought it was Desert Eagle owners that were "compensating"....

I'll take name calling by a weasel reporter any day over another AWB.

The fact remains:

You can choose not to arm yourself. That is your choice. You can choose not to believe in God. That too is your choice. But when the bad guy breaks in the door to your school or house you will do two things: 1) You will call a guy with a firearm. 2) You will pray he gets there in time.

 

[Liberty1911]

What about 1911 owners?

 

[ZX-14R]

I'm pretty pissed myself, he outed me to everyone in Colorado.

 

[Expat]

Someone apparently spends way too much time thinking about other men's penises...

 

[T/SF34/A]

He must have come up with that while smoking "medical" marijuana.

 

[The Bubba Effect]

Lol, I have 99 problems.

 

[theweakerbrother]

What's wrong with having a tiny penis (or more than one?)?

 

[ZX-14R]

He must have come up with that while smoking "medical" marijuana.

He didn't have to, its legal here in Colorado now.

 

[theweakerbrother]

I would also like to point out the irony of criticism of those who don't want guns banned but think banning drugs are okay.

I'm completely serious.

 

[printcraft]

I've always carried a snub j-frame..... it all makes sense to me now.

 

[theweakerbrother]

I've always carried a snub j-frame..... it all makes sense to me now.

Are you talking about your pistol or your 'gun'?

 

[printcraft]

Are you talking about your pistol or your 'gun'?

Yes!

 

[theweakerbrother]

OOO! SEXY TIME!!!