Bacon gone, Armageddon is here!

[CarmelHP]

Armageddon is here, global bacon shortage

Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says - CBS News

This really brings home the global effects of bad harvests and monetary debasement.

 

[Rookie]

You're late to the party. Hope you brought more beer.

 

[spencer rifle]

"The horror...the horror..."

 

[buckstopshere]

Thank The Lord we bought a hog

 

[indykid]

Just heard it on the news, so that must mean it is true.

End of the world as we know it, bacon shortages will cause whole-hog terror and rioting.

 

[smokingman]

Just heard it on the news, so that must mean it is true.

End of the world as we know it, bacon shortages will cause whole-hog terror and rioting.

Fixed it for you

 

[Lex Concord]

This is at least the third thread on this topic.

That said, due to the impending doom, it can't be repeated enough.

This makes me think the Mayans may have been right

Off to the classifieds.

 

[jgreiner]

Armageddon is here, global bacon shortage

Global bacon shortage "unavoidable," group says - CBS News

This really brings home the global effects of bad harvests and monetary debasement.

Buy a LARGE freezer.

Buy 300 lbs of bacon.

Win!!!!

 

[Blackhawk2001]

Is this the end of Harley Davidson?

 

[jtdet01]

. . . need . . . more . . . . bacon . . . .

 

[wizard_of_ahs]

It's on the Internet, it MUST be true

 

[Hghlndr]

Funny thing is. I build pig feeders for a living and right now we are working 7 days a week trying to catch up on orders. That doesn't sound like there will be a shortage to me.

 

[Lex Concord]

Funny thing is. I build pig feeders for a living and right now we are working 7 days a week trying to catch up on orders. That doesn't sound like there will be a shortage to me.

Probably a government contract for the camps we'll be in after the food shortages

 

[buckstopshere]

I just heard that DHS has placed an order for 200 million pieces of bacon.

WHAT DOES DHS NEED WITH 200 MILLION PIECES OF BACON???

That bacon should be in my mouth dern it!

 

[SERparacord]

I just heard that DHS has placed an order for 200 million pieces of bacon.

WHAT DOES DHS NEED WITH 200 MILLION PIECES OF BACON???

That bacon should be in my mouth dern it!

They put the bacon grease on the bullets.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Hmmm... just fried up two pounds this morning. Ko inky dink? Prolly not.

 

[griffin]

Slate says no bacon shortage. Whew!

Unavoidable bacon shortage: U.K.'s National Pig Association has everyone worried about the price of pork. - Slate Magazine