That reminds me of a story.
I was driving home and saw a baby's car seat on the curb with some trash. IDEA! I snagged it and cable strapped it the chrome rack on the back of my scooter. Drove around for a week with that.
The thing is, no one seemed to notice or care. I expected looks of disgust or horns or something. But nothing; it was like I was invisible. The only people to really notice was the "gang" of sportbike squid at the gas station that thought it was hilarious. I tend to ride "professionally"; FF helmet, matching jacket, whitewall tires, etc. so maybe everyone new it was for shtick.
Want to borrow the milk crate and bungee that hubby used to use to haul his lunch on the back of his Roadstar when he was still working? That was always good...especially when he wore bib overalls with no shirt. LOL