Been nice knowing y'all...

[OneBadV8]

I am not a smart man.

now that's sig line material if I've ever seen any

 

[miguel]

I think there's like 1 remaining INGOer that remembers several years ago when I bought my wife a vacuum cleaner for Christmas.

Well, this year she's getting a belt and a bathroom scale.

I expect my service/s will be around the first of the year.

Check the classifieds for "WTS: Body armor and carrier"

 

[Tactically Fat]

Check the classifieds for "WTS: Body armor and carrier"

I can't afford the ceramics and steel is for ignorant schlubs.

 

[LEaSH]

My wife said she wanted a Hibachi, but I thought she said Hitachi.

 

[MrSmitty]

My wife has actually suggesting we buy a Roomba as a gift to each other, I'm thinking as long as a revolver is attached, I'm in..

 

[Tactically Fat]

My wife said she wanted a Hibachi, but I thought she said Hitachi.

She likes ignition coils? Cool! I sometimes wish my wife was a car guy.

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[Tactically Fat]

My wife has actually suggesting we buy a Roomba as a gift to each other, I'm thinking as long as a revolver is attached, I'm in..

Just don't let the Roomba ride around with the hammer cocked back. That's an accident waiting to happen.

 

[OneBadV8]

She likes ignition coils? Cool! I sometimes wish my wife was a car guy.

Amazon product ASIN B07B9TW6FL

You wish your wife was a guy?

 

[Tactically Fat]

we could only hope

no idea how she puts up with him.

I don't know either. Every day I wake up alive I'm glad she hasn't kill't me in my sleep.

Also - she let me go to visit my cousin in CT this summer. Alone. That trip included a trip to one of her bucket list spots (Acadia N.P.)... It morphed from a long weekend at his house in CT and morphed into a 10-day drip with 4 days in Acadia...

 

[Tactically Fat]

You wish your wife was a guy?

Gar guys know no gender.

 

[OneBadV8]

Gar guys know no gender.

That’s called a husband, just so you’re aware. You city folks get that confused sometimes

 

[KokomoDave]

This is all your fault! Everybody knows a vacuum cleaner, belt and bathroom scales are for birthdays!

 

[femurphy77]

Last year I got my wife a new water heater for Christmas, this year a new stove. I'm thinking a chain drive gate opener for the gate next year.

 

[dprimm]

I might be dead w you. My wife is getting a pair of socks

 

[Magyars]

Never let it be said that romance is dead on INGO

 

[Tactically Fat]

This is all your fault! Everybody knows a vacuum cleaner, belt and bathroom scales are for birthdays!

They are! Christmas is when we celebrate Jesus' birthday!

 

[Tactically Fat]

Last year I got my wife a new water heater for Christmas, this year a new stove. I'm thinking a chain drive gate opener for the gate next year.

Perfect gifts, in my opinion.

 

[Tactically Fat]

I might be dead w you. My wife is getting a pair of socks

Yeah - but what KIND of socks?

 

[Tactically Fat]

Never let it be said that romance is dead on INGO

I'm glad she's not on INGO.

 

[Tactically Fat]

no idea how she puts up with him.

Because I'm hilarious. And she's like 1 of a very small handful of women on this planet that find me handsome.