Armed Eastsider
Shooter
- Jun 13, 2010
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Why do these exist again?
Went to the grocery store earlier, around 1AM. I wasnt sure, but I thought that since it is Monday morning at 1AM and not still Sunday, that I would be able to buy my whiskey as long as it was before 3.
Well I was wrong, and the cashier sure thought I was an idiot.
Car dealerships are not allowed by law to operate on a Sunday. How stupid is that? Seriously.
In keeping with the tradition, I have thought of a few new laws we should seriously consider introducing:
No yogurt may be consumed on Tuesdays (exceptions: mixed berry, banana)
Bowling is strictly prohibited on Fridays, unless it is the 2nd Friday of the month of a leap year.
A person who walks a dog on a public sidewalk on a Thursday in the month of April commits a Class C misdemeanor.
Brushing your teeth is strictly prohibited between the hours of 3AM and 7AM on a Sunday.
Went to the grocery store earlier, around 1AM. I wasnt sure, but I thought that since it is Monday morning at 1AM and not still Sunday, that I would be able to buy my whiskey as long as it was before 3.
Well I was wrong, and the cashier sure thought I was an idiot.
Car dealerships are not allowed by law to operate on a Sunday. How stupid is that? Seriously.
In keeping with the tradition, I have thought of a few new laws we should seriously consider introducing:
No yogurt may be consumed on Tuesdays (exceptions: mixed berry, banana)
Bowling is strictly prohibited on Fridays, unless it is the 2nd Friday of the month of a leap year.
A person who walks a dog on a public sidewalk on a Thursday in the month of April commits a Class C misdemeanor.
Brushing your teeth is strictly prohibited between the hours of 3AM and 7AM on a Sunday.