Cannibalism

[The Bubba Effect]

You would rather have him eat you than eat coyotes? You're some kinda friend all right.

I'm a hell of a guy.

 

[ATM]

I'm a hell of a guy.

True. You've always been high on my list



...coyotes are substantially lower.

 

[Bunnykid68]

I'm a hell of a guy.

Especially with a little A1

 

[LEaSH]

Two cannibals are eating a clown for dinner when one turns to other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

[metaldog]

And a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's!

 

[metaldog]

 

[Gluemanz28]

What did Jeffery Dahmer have for dinner? Chuck Roast

What kind of shampoo does he use? Head and Shoulder

His mom was at his house eating dinner and during the conversation she told Jeffery that she didn't like his friends. Jeffery said "then just eat the vegetables"

How much did his house cost? An arm and a leg

 

[metaldog]

 

[CQB]

I win either way.
A: I win the fight and have a full belly.
Or B: They eat me and then they die. I'm pretty sure I'm poisonous.

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

more peas?

[video=youtube_share;3AHPIKJ3HGI]http://youtu.be/3AHPIKJ3HGI[/video]

 

[Mackey]

I hate what/if fantasy type questions so the OP can just eat me.

 

[metaldog]

 

[Whitsettd8]

I wouldn't kill a fellow survivor to consume regardless.
Expanding on OPs post. You team up with other survivor he dies of natural causes, you have no food would you eat him then? I would

 

[beachhead40]

"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet." James N. Mattis is a retired United States Marine Corps general

 

[bdybdall]

But does anyone have any tried-and true recipes?

 

[erice1984]

I would advise against eating humans. You are likely to contract whatever illnesses they had/have.

 

[cmr13]

more peas?

[video=youtube_share;3AHPIKJ3HGI]http://youtu.be/3AHPIKJ3HGI[/video]

HA! I love Bob & Tom, and Spit-take theater is hilarious.

 

[Alphamale]

I wouldn't kill a fellow survivor to consume regardless.
Expanding on OPs post. You team up with other survivor he dies of natural causes, you have no food would you eat him then? I would

Ya I guess so. To be real, I think Id try human today...if it was offered.

 

[RefuseToBeAVictim]

Not to be trite or self righteous, but you would want to pray. However to have the best chances of having your prayers answered you will need to know Jesus as Lord and Saviour. In your Bible check out John 3:16, Romans 1:9-10 and if you have some time read the entire gospel of John. You will find it in the New Testament; the fourth "book". All the best.

 

[ATM]

Not to be trite or self righteous, but you would want to pray. However to have the best chances of having your prayers answered you will need to know Jesus as Lord and Saviour. In your Bible check out John 3:16, Romans 1:9-10 and if you have some time read the entire gospel of John. You will find it in the New Testament; the fourth "book". All the best.

John 6:53 is actually kinda on topic.