Caption this pic - July 4th weekend edition

[Fenway]

 

[patience0830]

No

er,.. uh. . . . no.

 

[jsharmon7]

"The herp will do that..."

 

[Yukon227]

He truly makes the ladies see fireworks.

 

[E5RANGER375]

alalalalalalalalalalalalala, death to infidels, theres a bomb in my vagina, the fuse is lit. lalalalalalalalalalalala

 

[E5RANGER375]

I needed something to distract peoples attention from my gay flip flops

 

[E5RANGER375]

i may be hung like a pencil, but at least it breaths fire.

 

[E5RANGER375]

kids. this is your penis. this is your penis blown the **** up. say no to drugs.

 

[E5RANGER375]

$1 an inch

 

[Yukon227]

Best way to get rid of crabs...BURN EM OUT!

 

[jblomenberg16]

"Here, hold my beer while I try this..."

 

[THard6]

"STD's... they burn!"

 

[E5RANGER375]

its ok kids, this is a harmless flame thrower, im a fireman, I have more experience with fire than anyone else in this room, im the only one qualified to ..... WHOOSH! *** AH, AH, AH, ahhhhhh, ooohhhhh, this feels nice

 

[Bubba]

Forget abstinence, the best form of birth control is FIRE!

 

[THard6]

"if only you knew how good this feels...!"

 

[96firephoenix]

not what she meant when she asked if you have "the burn"

 

[tyler34]

FERRARI!

 

[Woodsman]

Try our new version of Viagra. You'll feel 16 again.

 

[tyler34]

tell you guys what I'll let my wife pick the best caption and the winner will get a paracord gift pack.

 

[Fenway]

Cool

tell you guys what I'll let my wife pick the best caption and the winner will get a paracord gift pack.