1. Invite friends over for "turbo lax" hot chocolate.
2. Place decorative plastic TP rolls on back of tank
3. Place a roll of TP on holder with about 2 wipes worth on it.
4. Let the fights begin.
Wow I had to much whiskey and chili last night. Guess I'll just put my computer in the bathroom. Better yet call off all of my engagements for today, it's going to be a while. Oh and a can of air freshener please.
I’d just been out for Mexican and my stomach was in knots
From a greasy chimichanga and two tequila shots
I had to step in five for my one DACT
As I yelled over my shoulder, “Don’t nobody wait for me”
I was running down the hall like I’d never run before
And I began to wonder if I’d make it to the door
‘Cause every second counts when your ass has got the runs
I made the call behind the stall
I’m going in for guns